That '70s Show, Season 1

Kelso:
I went to the mall today...and I bought a pair of new shoes...and they're the coolest kicks in the cave!

Eric:
So, no more for Kelso. He's toasted!

Fez:
I would like some toast if you're making some. Or food of any kind would be good. I am starving!

Hyde:
Oh! I read somewhere that there are these people in India who fast, man! Yeah. [laughs] And their minds are so advanced, they can actually think themselves to death, man!

Kelso:
Well...I hope I'm not doing that right now. My mind's always doing things that I don't even know about.

Eric:
Man, we always think of so many brilliant things down here! But then later, I can't remember any of them! I mean, they're brilliant, man!

Fez:
...Someone go make toast right now.

Hyde:
Hey, we should record our conversation, man. Yeah! Then we can play it back and write it down! I'll bet that's how the writers at National Lampoon do it!

Kelso:
[laughs] Yeah, well...I read somewhere that there's these people in France!

Hyde:
What do they do?

Kelso:
You see, they're incredibly...French!

Eric:
See, that's brilliant, man! I'm gettin' the tape recorder! [gets up and leaves]

Fez:
Where's my toast, you idiots?!