That '70s Show, Season 1

Kelso:
Tonight, [sniffles] I learned there's a price to be paid for doing it. She said forever, man. And I think she meant it.

Fez:
The inside of my mouth feels like cotton. As if cotton was in my mouth.

Hyde:
Kelso, man, women are like muffins. Okay? And once you've had a muffin, man, you will put up with anything to have another muffin. And they know that! Now she really owns you, man.

Eric:
Hyde, you sure know a lot about women. But, I mean, you've never really had a steady girlfriend. So, what's that all about?

Hyde:
I'll tell you what that's all about, Forman. My mind is pure, man. I don't fall victim to the female race. I'm here, sans girlfriend, to help you guys out.

Fez:
Then I have a question, Hyde. How much masturbation is too much?

Hyde:
No such thing as too much, Fez.