That '70s Show, Season 3
[The guys play quarters at the Christmas party]
Kelso:
I miss my funnel. [throws quarter and hits the glass] Eric, drink.
Hyde:
OK, if I was Tattoo, and I lived on Fantasy Island, my fantasy would be to not be a midget. Am I right? [throws quarter and hits the glass] Hmmm. Eenie, meenie, miney, Forman.
Eric:
You know, Hyde, at first I thought your dad was a real dirtbag. But I've come to realize that there's a fine line between dirtbag and Father of the Year! [throws quarter and hits the table] Damn!
Fez:
Fellas, I have to be honest. I've never played quarters before, so I probably stink. [throws quarter and hits the glass] Oh, happy day! Eric.
Kelso:
Man, this is the worst game in the world. I'm so thirsty. [throws quarter and hits the glass] Damn it! Eric, drink!
Hyde:
I mean...he lives on Fantasy Island, man! And he's a midget! It's so obvious! [throws quarter and hits the glass] Hmmm. Mmmmm, Forman!
Eric:
Does anyone else feel kinda woozy? [throws quarter and hits the table] Oh, what the hell, man?!
Fez:
If I make this shot, I promise I will not pick you, Eric. [throws quarter and hits the glass] ...I pick you, Eric. It's fun to lie!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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