That '70s Show, Season 3
Kelso:
Okay, so I'm making out with Pam Macey in the orchestra pit, and everything's progressing like normal. Until...
Fez:
What?
Kelso:
You know, the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls.
Fez:
Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?
Kelso:
...No. Okay. Let me put it this way: The buffer wouldn't buff.
Fez:
Poor Mr. Cooper.
Hyde:
No, Fez! I think what he's trying to say is... the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.
Eric:
The weasel wouldn't pop.
Hyde:
The alphabet soup never spelled, "Go".
Kelso:
OKAY! ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!
Eric:
Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people, but they never raised a barn.
Hyde:
Forman, man, that was awesome!
Eric:
It just came to me.
Fez:
Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants!
Kelso:
Okay! You guys, this is not funny! This is like a nightmare!
Fez:
Yes Eric, stop teasing. Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you. And that I am sorry... YOU ARE NOT A MAN!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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