That '70s Show, Season 3

Kelso:
Okay, so I'm making out with Pam Macey in the orchestra pit, and everything's progressing like normal. Until...

Fez:
What?

Kelso:
You know, the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls.

Fez:
Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?

Kelso:
...No. Okay. Let me put it this way: The buffer wouldn't buff.

Fez:
Poor Mr. Cooper.

Hyde:
No, Fez! I think what he's trying to say is... the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.

Eric:
The weasel wouldn't pop.

Hyde:
The alphabet soup never spelled, "Go".

Kelso:
OKAY! ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!

Eric:
Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people, but they never raised a barn.

Hyde:
Forman, man, that was awesome!

Eric:
It just came to me.

Fez:
Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants!

Kelso:
Okay! You guys, this is not funny! This is like a nightmare!

Fez:
Yes Eric, stop teasing. Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you. And that I am sorry... YOU ARE NOT A MAN!