That '70s Show, Season 4

Eric:
So, dipping into the frankincense I see? Well, no more of that, okay? We're gonna do this play the way it was meant to be done. And no...spacemen! And anyone who doesn't like that is no Christmas friend of mine.

Kelso:
And we should be a little bit nicer to those of us who want to watch Christmas specials. I mean when Rudolph's nose shone so bright, and Santa realized he could guide the sleigh at night, that was a great moment in American history!

Hyde:
Kelso...Rudolph was small, had a girly voice. And I'm pretty sure he's a little light on the hooves, if you know what I mean.

Fez:
Of course he was light on the hooves. He could fly! [realizes the punchline to Hyde's joke] Ohhh! I would have guessed Prancer!

Eric:
Well, you've all ignored me, so...I'll take that as a resounding vote of confidence. Guys, let's do this thing.

Pastor Dave:
What on God's green earth?!

Eric:
Pastor Dave, I was just—

Pastor Dave:
Oh, I know what you're doing. I recognize that smell from the AC/DC concert. I was handing out leaflets!

Eric:
No, but I wasn't—

Pastor Dave:
Eric Forman, you're fired!

Eric:
Well, you know what? Fine! [gets up and leaves the circle]

Kelso:
...Rudolph had a girlfriend! Her name was Clarice! She thought he was cute! Okay, if anyone was gay, it was that-that Hermey! I mean, no straight elf has hair like that!