That '70s Show, Season 5

Eric:
Man, everyone's down on me and Donna getting engaged. You guys, my parents...even the magic 8 ball said, "outlook not so good." I just...look, I really think Donna would love an engagement ring.

Hyde:
Oh, she'll love the ring. It's the thought behind it that'll send her running for the hills. Or, maybe she'll see how smart it is to get married when you're still in high school and have no money or future.

Kelso:
I know I ran when Jackie wanted to marry me. Except I ran for California instead of the hills. I mean the beach kicks the hills' ass! There's way more bikinis and they usually have a snack bar!

Eric:
Maybe you guys are right. What if she thinks I'm moving too fast? Man, giving her this ring is a huge gamble. Am I man enough to make that bet? No! No! The answer is no!

Hyde:
You see, Forman? You try to do a nice, thoughtful thing and you screw it yourself. It's all about expectations, man. Like I've taught Jackie to think I'm rude and inconsiderate. I can't disappoint her because I'm always disappointing her!

Eric:
And if I don't give Donna the ring, what'll I do at the water tower? Oh God! [puts on the Stupid Helmet] I do deserve this!