The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends, Season 4

Fearless Leader:
Gentlemen, we must find a way to make the name of Pottsylvania feared and hated throughout the world!

Senior Military Staff:
Hear-hear!

General Gerhardt:
You said it, Fearless Leader!

General #2:
But why?

Fearless Leader:
Why? Look at it this way. Does Pottsylvania have any raw materials?

Senior Military Staff:
No!

Fearless Leader:
Do we make things?

Senior Military Staff:
No!

Fearless Leader:
Do we have any art or culture?

Senior Military Staff:
No!

Fearless Leader:
What is the only thing we got plenty of?

General Gerhardt:
Nothing!

Fearless Leader:
No! Mean! We have more mean per square inch than other countries have in a square mile!

General #2:
And so?

Fearless Leader:
So, we've got to export mean to every other country!

General #2:
But to do that...

Fearless Leader:
Yes! Pottsylvania will declare war on everybody!

General #2:
But anybody could beat us!

General #3:
Yes! Besides being mean, we're all cowards!

Fearless Leader:
Tut-tut, gentlemen! Here is the genius of my plan!

General Gerhardt:
Hooray!

Fearless Leader:
[aims pistol at him] Not yet, Gerhardt; I'll tell you when. We'll declare war on everybody, but we won't tell anybody!

[stunned silence]

Fearless Leader:
[aims pistol again] Now, Gerhardt.

General Gerhardt:
Hooray!

Fearless Leader:
[aims pistol at remaining generals] Now everybody!

Senior Military Staff:
HOORAY!