The Amanda Show, Season 3

[Josh is playing rock, paper, scissors against himself in the mirror when Penelope shows up.]

Penelope:
Where's Amanda?! [Josh screams.] I said, "Where's Amanda, please?"

Josh:
I...I don't know.

Penelope:
How very sad for you.

[She holds up a tuning fork with electricity inside it.]

Josh:
No! Oh, please don't damage me! I'm just starting puberty! It's going to be a whole new world!

Penelope:
Wait!

Josh:
What?!

Penelope:
You're an actor on The Amanda Show!

Josh:
Yeah.

Penelope:
Perhaps you can be useful to me.

Josh:
How?

Penelope:
Introduce me to Amanda!

Josh:
You're crazy! I'll get fired!

Penelope:
I'll make it worth your while.

Josh:
Huh?

Penelope:
You know, you scratch my back, I scratch yours.

Josh:
Uh, okay. [He turns around.] Right between the shoulders.

Penelope:
No, brainless! [Slaps him on the butt.] I'm offering you a deal!

Josh:
What kind of a deal?

[Penelope grabs Josh's hair to make him stand up, and he reacts to it.]

Penelope:
You introduce me to Amanda, and I will make your co-actor, Blake, disappear.

Josh:
Drake? Why would I want Drake to disappear?

Penelope:
Think about it, simple boy. With Blake gone, you'll get to play all of his parts on the show.

Josh:
Wow.

[Josh imagines himself in a Hillbilly Moment sketch, Tony Pajamas sketch, and Totally Kyle sketch, in the roles where Drake normally appears; the first two sketches air later in the episode.]

Penelope:
Well?

Josh:
How do we get rid of Blake?