The Amanda Show, Season 3

<In her dream, Penelope is nominated for an award for her website, www.AmandaPlease.com, on an awards program presented by Whoopi Goldberg. This is one of the Stop Motion Amanda segments.>

Whoopi Goldberg:
All right, people! And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: the award for the best website in the world! And the winner for the best website is... <opens envelope and waits for drum roll to end> ...www.AmandaPlease.com by Penelope Taynt! Penelope Taynt, come on up, girlfriend!

<Penelope walks on stage during the resulting applause.>

Penelope:
Thank you! Thank you, please! As you people know, my name is Penelope Taynt! I'm Amanda's number one fan, please, and I would like to thank the academy for giving me this award for the best website of the year, please! <bows during applause> In fact, I can think of no better way to say "thank you" than to show you all my website right now! <opens laptop> www.AmandaPlease.com. This week, you can win a surprise from "The Amanda Show!" <clicks on link> See? That's the gavel Amanda uses when she plays Judge Trudy! If you visit my website, you might win this actual gavel...which I stole! <clicks another link> Now, let's view the Amanda Video Clip of the Week! Watch as Amanda actually gargles...and spits! <The video shows Amanda gargling mouthwash before spitting it into her bathroom sink.> She's minty fresh, please! <clicks home page link> Back to the home page, where you'll find tons of Amanda games! <closes laptop> So, isn't my website excellent!

<applause>

Whoopi:
Let's hear it for www.AmandaPlease.com!

<applause>

Penelope:
Thank you, Whopper!

Whoopi:
Whoopi. And now, Penelope, we have another surprise for you! Since your website, www.AmandaPlease.com is so excellent, you now get to meet Amanda!

<Penelope faints and subsequently knocks Whoopi's head off her body.>

Penelope:
I can't believe I finally get to meet Amanda, please!

Whoopi:
Could you put my head back on my body, please?

Penelope:
Sorry, please. <She reattaches Whoopi's head to her body.> There. Now where's Amanda?

Whoopi:
She's right over there! Amanda, come on up!

Penelope:
Amanda! Amanda! Amanda, please! Amanda!

<The scene switches back to live action, which shows Penelope is dreaming.>

Penelope:
...Amanda, Amanda, Amanda! Where are you? Amanda! <wakes up> Please? It was a dream?! Why must I always awaken before I meet Amanda? I must continue sleeping immediately! Good night, please! <She hits herself in the face with her laptop and knocks herself out.>