The Bill Engvall Show, Season Two

Bryan:
This cereal could kill me!

Susan:
Well, it's whole-grain, so it's good for your heart. You can tell, 'cause the cartoon camel is wearing a jogging suit.

Bryan:
It contains HXT, a preservative that can cause serious allergic reactions.

Susan:
What is this all about?

Bryan:
I'm doing a school report on hidden dangers of the home.

Lauren:
Is your breath one of them? (Bill comes downstairs)

Bill:
Good morning! (grabs the cereal)

Bryan:
Don't let the camel fool you- you're gambling with your life. (Bill gives Susan a puzzled look)

Susan:
School report- it's the best one yet.

Bill:
Ah. Hey, is Trent up yet? We're playing basketball this morning.

Susan:
Haven't seen him.

Bill:
Well, he better have his game on, 'cause I feel good! (flexes) My bum shoulder's nice and loose, my back doesn't hurt, my knee's not even clicking!

Susan:
(grins) You must be feeling good- I notice you left your girdle on the bed.

Bill:
Hey- that's a back brace.

Susan:
You got it from "cheapgirdles.com"

Bill:
And right on the box, it says "Back Brace!" (Susan laughs)

Lauren:
Is there some kind of rule that breakfast in this house has to be a freak show? (A.J.enters)

Bill:
Ah- not 'till now.