The Bill Engvall Show, Season Two
The Bill Engvall Show (2007–2009) follows a family in suburban Colorado. The main character is Bill Pearson, a well-meaning therapist who often has trouble understanding his own family. He is typically assisted by his more sensible and strong-will… more »
Susan:
Hey Trent! How was your driving lesson?
Trent:
(sarcastically) Ask Dad. (Bill staggers into the room clutching his hair)
Bill:
Sweet Mother of God!
Susan:
What happened?
Bill:
Jeff Gordon here about got us creamed by a bus!
Trent:
That's 'cause you were giving me about ten different directions at once! "Speed up, slow down, go, stop, left, right!"
Bill:
Yes, and at no point did I say "Close your eyes and floor it!"
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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