The Boondocks, Season 1

Tom:
[about the R. Kelly sex tape] Riley, she was a little girl.

Riley:
Oh, I saw that girl. She wasn't little. I'm little. Gary Coleman's little. Mini-Me is little. And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far!

Tom:
But what about the victim?

Riley:
Oh yes! The victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I run. She saw piss comin', she stayed. And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album just fo' that? [walks away]

Huey:
Man, you just got beat by an eight-year old.

Riley:
[from afar] And, if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on yo' cat!