The Boondocks, Season 1

Huey:
Granddad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would want to go out with a man your age?

Granddad:
Because I laid my game down quite flat.

Riley:
Game? What you know about the game Granddad?

Granddad:
I know the game.

Riley:
Takin' women out to eat? Givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits.

Granddad:
(turns away from the mirror) I know the game. Your grandaddy knows the game.

Riley:
Game recognize game, Granddad.

Granddad:
(gets in Riley's face) I recognize game. Your granddaddy recognize game.

Riley:
Game recognize game, and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now. I... I can't... where's Granddad? Can I help you sir?

Granddad:
(stares at Riley for a while) I ain't got time to mess around with y'all. I gotta date. Get out the way. (he walks off screen)

Riley:
(follows him off screen) Don't do it Granddad! Don't feed her!

Granddad:
(O.S.) Come on, now, stop. Get off my leg.

Riley:
(weeping O.S.) Don't feed her the cheddar biscuits! Noooo!

Granddad:
(O.S.) Don't try to hold me back. What the hell? Get off me, boy. What's wrong with you?