The Boondocks, Season 1

Huey:
Okay, Cristal. We need to have a talk.

Cristal:
Before you start, I just want to say how much fun it's been hanging out with you guys. Think of me as a big sister you always wanted.

Huey:
Don't take this the wrong way, but... I need you get the hell up out of here.

Cristal:
Any particular reason?

Huey:
You're kind of a lazy ho?

Cristal:
Yeah, I can see that.

Huey:
I don't know why my granddad can't see.

Cristal:
To be honest, me either. It's so obvious. But it's okay, because I'm in a transitional period...

Huey:
[interrupting] Ah-ah-ah! I don't care. You gotta go.

Cristal:
[takes out a cigarette and lights it] I can't do that.

Huey:
I'm sorry?

Cristal:
You guys have the life. And I want to have the life, too.

Huey:
Yeah, but it's our life. We're his family.

Cristal:
Oh, so now we get to what this is really about! I'm not one of y'all, I'm not in the family, I don't carry his genes... so, I have to go?

Huey:
Uh, yeah. Plus, you're a lazy ho.

Cristal:
"Ho" is a strong term. Right now, I'm somewhere between "anatomical sales associate" and "high maintenance girlfriend." Can't you be positive about my growth?

Huey:
Cristal, every part of you bein' here is unacceptable. Do you realize I'm doing prostitute laundry? Do you have any idea HOW DISGUSTING THAT IS?!

Cristal:
[puts out cigarette] Look, this is an adjustment for everyone. But it's what your grandfather wants. You can't get rid of me. I can do things to persuade your granddad that you can't do.

Huey:
Like what? [thinks for a second] Never mind, I don't want to know.