The Boondocks, Season 1

(Two young black men bump into each other walking down the street)

Guy 1:
Watch where you walkin' nigga.

Guy 2:
Ey, what you say, nigga?

Huey:
(Narrating) Watch closely. You're about to experience a "nigga moment." Webster defines the "nigga moment" as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male...

(The men pull out guns and point them at each other)

Guy 1:
What did you say, bitch nigga?

Guy 2:
Hey squeeze it, nigga!

Huey:
...Causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga.

(The two men continue shouting at each other, then shoot at each other, missing every shot despite being right next to each other)

Huey:
Nigga moments are unpredictable...

Guy 2:
Hey wait man, wait! This is stupid!

Guy 1:
Hey you right, dog. Look, let's put the guns away and go on about our business.

Policeman:
Freeze!

(Police officers shoot both men down)

Huey:
...but they all end up bad. If they had their own category, nigga moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.. It's a fact. Now let's see how a nigga moment affects a white man.

(One of the black men from the first example bumps into a white man)

White Guy:
Prick.

Black Guy:
Watch where you walking, bitch!

White Guy:
What did you…wait a minute…haha, I'm white, hahahahaha! (he walks away)

Black Guy:
Where you going!? Don't you ignore me! This is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away!

Huey:
A big misconception about the "nigga moment" is that it can be avoided by simply movin' away from niggas. If only it were that easy; see, niggas always got a new trick right around the corner.