The Boondocks, Season 1

Granddad:
Boy...

Huey:
Riley...!

Riley:
Yo, how bad you gotta telegraph yo' punches for a blind nigga to see 'em comin', Granddad?!

Huey:
Riley, the man obviously had a heightened sense of hearing!

Riley:
Oh, I thought Granddad had a heightened sense of falling!

Granddad:
Now, that's enough! Now, you just stop laughin' at your Granddaddy! What's wrong with you?

Riley:
Granddad had "HIT ME" written on his forehead in braille!

Granddad:
I said... That's. Enough.

Riley:
Okay, What you gonna do? Beat me? Maybe I should get a blindfold first; (Riley covers his eyes with his hands) Okay, I'm ready! Wait-maybe he's gonna fall on me! (Riley gets on his knees and uses his left arm to cover his eyes and his right is pointed up at Granddad to push him off if he falls on him and Riley laughs)

Huey:
Riley, stop!

Riley:
(on the floor now, cringing from laughter) Granddad, Rodney King just called and said, "Damn! I thought I got my ass whupped!" (Riley laughs uncontrollably until Huey kicks him and Granddad walks off in shame)