The Boondocks, Season 1

(Rummy and Ed III watch Officer Frank closely as he and Ed III approach the counter.)

Rummy:
(to Ed) Watch my back, I got yo front.

(Rummy and Ed III place the cartons on the counter.)

Clerk:
Hey Ed, Rummy my close friends and allies it is good to see you.

Ed III:
Go put dis in tha truck.

Clerk:
Hey slow your roll chief. You guy have to pay for that first.

Ed III:
Damn! Chill out, Aladdin Hussein. You know I'm good for it.

Clerk:
Hey guys you know the rules. No exceptions, cash only.

(Rummy and Ed look back at Officer Frank)

Ed III:
Look, he got a weapon! (pulls out his hand gun and points it at the clerk)

Rummy:
Whoa, wait a minute now, (points his M-16 at the clerk) Put the gun down.

Clerk:
Gun? What gun? I'm not holding a gun. Guys, it's me. Ed, your father help me build this store.

Rummy:
I DON'T KNOW YOU MUTHAFUCKER! NOW, PUT DOWN THE WEAPON, PUT IT DOWN!!

Clerk:
There is no weapon, look!

Rummy:
DROP THE WEAPON!!

Officer Frank:
(trembling nervously) I-- I don't see a weapon!

Huey:
There is no weapon, they're robbing the store!

Clerk:
I am not holding a weapon! I AM NOT HOLDING A WEAPON!

Rummy:
OFFICER, THIS MUTHAFUCKER GOT A GUN POINTED AT YOU!! YOU WANNA DIE!?

Officer Frank:
WHAT?!

Rummy:
DO-YOU-WANNA-DIE!?

Officer Frank:
I-I DON'T WANNA DIE!

Huey:
He does not have a gun!

Rummy:
HE DOES HAVE A GUN, TRUST ME!! THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE!!

Officer Frank:
I-I DON'T SEE A GUN!

Ed III:
Man, fuck this shit! (points his gun at Officer Frank.) Whose side you on? Mine, or this muthafucker who's obviously of terrorist descent?

Officer Frank:
Wait, I think I can see the gun now!

Rummy:
GOOD, NOW ALL SEE THE WEAPON!! NOW YOU HAND OVER THAT WEAPON ON THE COUNT OF THREE, OR I SWEAR TO ALL MIGHTY GOD, I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OFF!! ONE!!

Clerk:
I CAN'T GIVE YOU A WEAPON I'M NOT HOLDING!! YOU'RE THINKING OF THE KOREAN SHOP, NORTH OF HERE!

Rummy:
TWO!!

Officer Frank:
Is he... still holding it!?

Huey:
He-is-not-holding-a-weapon!

Rummy:
TIMES UP!!