The Boondocks, Season 1

Gangstalicious:
(men are shooting at them) WE GONNA DIE!

Riley:
Run nigga! (they run) Where's your gun?

Gangstalicious:
Oh, yeah yeah! Ya'll niggas is in for it, now! (takes out his gun, shoots feebly three times, then drops the gun and runs)

(cut to parking lot)

Riley:
We need a car. We gon' have to jack someone. Where's your gun?

Gangstalicious:
I dropped the gun.

Riley:
You dropped the gun?

Gangstalicious:
What's done is done, let's be solution oriented. (looks around and then looks at Riley) You mad?

Riley:
How you gonna drop the gun, Gangstalicious? That is NOT gangsta! That's VERY not gangsta! Man, I can't believe this. YOU A FRAUD!

Gangstalicious:
Oh I'm a fraud? You scared too!

Riley:
I'm eight.

Gangstalicious:
OKAY, FINE! FINE! WHATEVER! I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud. I'm just an average, normal dude. I DON'T WANNA DO THIS STUPID SHIT NO MORE!! I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help!

Riley:
It's like going to heaven and finding God smokin' crack!