The Boondocks, Season 1

Jazmine:
Oh, Huey! You’ve got a lunch meeting at 11:30 about the sound effects for the dog fight sequence.

Huey:
Cancel it.

Jazmine:
The PTA is threatening a boycott of the play since you fired all the kids.

Huey:
(yawning) Don’t care.

Jazmine:
And... the principal is in your office to talk about the script.

Huey:
Who?

(later, in Huey's office)

Principal:
First of all, I just wanted you to know we’re thrilled with the script.

Woman 1:
Absolutely fantastic.

Woman 2:
Brilliant. Wouldn’t change a thing.

Principal:
We just had a couple of notes.

Woman 1:
One or two.

Woman 2:
Nothing significant.

Principal:
(flipping through the script) Lets see, uh, there’s a typo on page five; uh, there’s a continuity problem on page 32 — I think that scene’s supposed to be at night — and, let's see, umm... oh yeah, um, and, uh, Jesus can’t be black.

Huey:
What do you mean he can’t be black?

Principal:
He can't be black. Maybe we can make Jesus another color.

Woman 1:
How bout white?

Huey:
But Jesus was black.

Woman 2:
We could probably do Italian.

Principal:
Jesus was Middle Eastern.

Huey:
In addition to Arabs, the Middle East has always had many people of African descent, whom you would consider black.

Principal:
Sorry, can’t do it.

Huey:
(Clears throat, presents contract)

Principal:
Oh right, that. (he tears it to pieces)

Principal:
(leaving) Best of luck.

Woman 1:
(leaving) Break a leg.

Woman 2:
(leaving) I can't wait for opening night.

(camera shows a disappointed Huey with a poster behind him that reveals the chosen title for his play:
The Adventures of Black Jesus)