The Boondocks, Season 1

Jazmine:
(wiggling her tooth) The tooth fairy will be coming soon.

Huey:
The tooth fairy?

Jazmine:
Yup. Everytime I lose a tooth, the tooth fairy takes it away and leaves a dollar under my pillow.

Huey:
There ain't no such thing as the tooth fairy.

Jazmine:
Then who's leaving the money?

Huey:
Probably your parents. They have both the cash and the access to your room.

Jazmine:
Why would they lie to me?

Huey:
Because the truth hurts Jazmine. The world is a hard and lonely place and nobody gets anything for free. And you want to know what else? One day, you and everyone you know is gonna die.

Jazmine:
(runs away crying)

Secret agent:
You enjoy abusing peoples' illusions. I respect that. It's thankless work. (pauses) Do you like my sunglasses? I wear sunglasses because my idol Dr. Bill Cosby wears sunglasses all the time, and you know what they say: "Cosbiness is next to Godliness."

Huey:
Who are you?

Secret agent:
Nobody, really. Just thought you might want to talk to someone who understands.

Huey:
You don't know me.

Secret agent:
I know you better than you think, Huey Freeman.

Huey:
(surprised, he turns around only to find that the man has disappeared)