The Boondocks, Season 1

Secret agent:
If your grandad has one weakness, it's bitches. 'Course they're my weakness too.

Huey:
What are you doing here?

Secret agent:
It's complicated, Huey. I'm a secret agent sent to spy on you. (Huey glares at him) Okay, maybe it's not that complicated.

Huey:
Do spies usually introduce themselves to whoever they spy on? What spy school did you go to?

Secret agent:
Eh. I'm too old to be sneaking around.

Worker:
(passing through) Excuse us. Coming through.

Huey:
What if I tell someone right now?

Secret agent:
You tried that earlier in the kitchen. Remember? By the way, I wasn't really in the bathroom taking a dump, but ma-ha-ha-ha-han! Ah, that brother of yours is a hoot. And your grandfather? Those two need their own sitcom.

Huey:
Leave me alone.

Secret agent:
Look. Just because my job is to watch your every move and evesedrop on your every telephone call and monitor your every e-mail doesn't mean we can't be friends. (a worker passes by the secret agent, but after he finishes passing by, the agent has vanished)