The Boondocks, Season 1

Granddad:
I present to you...the Luther! A full-pound burger patty covered in cheese, grilled onion, five strips of bacon, all sandwiched between-

Riley:
Two donuts!

Granddad:
Two Krispy Kreme donuts! It's called The Luther because it was supposed to have been invented by Mr. Luther Vandross himself!

Huey:
Luther Vandross is dead!

Granddad:
And? Where's your point? Hm?

Huey:
(watches Riley take a bite of the burger) Is this one of your menus? Sausage and waffle and fried chicken breakfast lasagna?

Granddad:
Yup.

Huey:
Bacon-wrapped chitlin-stuffed catfish? Granddad, you can't serve this kind of stuff to people! It will cause... death!

Riley:
(about the burger he is eating) Woah, this is what crack must feel like!

Granddad:
Shame on you, Huey! You move out to the suburbs, and suddenly you too good for soul food. Perhaps you would enjoy your spotted cheese in a buttered scone, white boy? (Riley passes out) Boy, boy, are you okay?! I'm sure it's just The Itis, right?

Huey:
That or insulin shock! Do CPR!

Granddad:
Riley, wake up!

Huey:
Yeah, I'm not sure yellin' at him is gonna help, Granddad. How do you not know CPR?

Granddad:
I tried to learn CPR, but they wouldn't let me 'cause I was black.

Huey:
What?