The Boondocks, Season 1

(Huey and Riley are fighting in the kitchen)

Granddad:
Boys...what the hell?!

Riley:
I ain't doin' nothin', Granddad! I was just gon' go to Ed's house, and Huey said I couldn't go 'cause he a hater!

Granddad:
What the hell is wrong with you, Huey? If your brother wants to play with Ed and Rummy, that's his business!

Huey:
Granddad! Ed and Rummy are international criminals!

Riley:
There he go hatin' again!

Granddad:
Boy! Stop hatin'!

Huey:
What about the time when Riley and Ed were playing with a loaded shotgun, and Riley shot Ed out of a second-story window?!

(Cutscene to 'Garden Party' when Riley shot Ed out of the window)

Granddad:
Ohhh...that did happen, didn't it?

Riley:
Okay, so just 'cause Ed believes in his Second Amendment right to bear arms, we can't be friends? What you got against the Bill of Rights, Huey?!

Huey:
Okay, how about the time they stopped for gas and ended up robbing the mini-mart?!

(Cutscene to 'A Date with the Health Inspector' during the gun fight)

Riley:
They was fightin' terrorism! Makin' the world safe for the freedoms that we enjoy today! That's messed up, you don't support the troops, Huey!

Granddad:
That is kind of messed up, Huey. (to Riley) Be back by dinner.

Riley:
Ha!