The Boondocks, Season 1

Jazmine:
So when do I get to see Sammy Davis, Jr. the Pony?

Wuncler:
(acutely) When you learn how to run a respectable business.

Jazmine:
Huh?

Wuncler:
What the hell is up with this sign? What's this crude drawing suppose to be?

Jazmine:
I-it's the M-M-Magical Pony Carriage.

Wuncler:
This looks like a kid drew it. Look at this, why are all the "e's" backwards?

Jazmine:
I-I-It... It's suppose to be c-cute.

Wuncler:
You think ignorance is cute? Well, I suppose you think you think mental retardation is down right adorable. Lemonade, now! (Jazmine starts to cry and tries to pour a glass) How is anyone supposed to believe you can make lemonade when you can't even spell it? How old are you?

Jazmine:
(crying) T-T-T-Ten.

Wuncler:
(mocking her stuttering) T-T-T-Too damn old to be writing your "e's" backwards, damnit! (walks away, chuckles)

Wuncler:
(speaking under his breath) Squirm little worm.

Jazmine:
What happened?

Huey:
It's okay Jazmine; you don't need him.

Jazmine:
(angrily) What do you mean I don't need him?

Huey:
Well you're not gonna let him treat you like that?

Jazmine:
What, you think ponies grow on trees?

Huey:
What kind of question is that? It's a large four-legged mammal.

Jazmine:
Or maybe I'm just supposed to wait until I'm an old woman before I get my pony. How am I gonna look, Huey? A sixty-five year old woman riding a pony...

Huey:
Jazmine, he's a crook...

Jazmine:
You just want everyone to be miserable because you're miserable. AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID COAT?.. wish you'd go away...