The Borgias, Season One

Cesare Borgia:
(to a nearby whore) You know this man?

Whore:
No, Father- he had no name last night. (Cesare grabs Juan by the feet and yanks him out of the bed, then drags him upright by the hair, waking him up)

Juan Borgia:
(sheepishly) Brother.

Whore:
(amused) You have a priest for a brother?

Juan Borgia:
A Cardinal. (Cesare frog-marches him across the room)

Whore:
Cardinal? I shoulda charged you double!

Juan Borgia:
(chuckles) I imagine you did- (Cesare dunks him headfirst into a bucket of water, then pulls him back up and shoves him onto a blanket)

Cesare Borgia:
(curtly) Your father would review the forces at his command, Gonfaloniere.

Juan Borgia:
I am out of sorts this morning, Brother.

Cesare Borgia:
It's afternoon. (picks up a bowl of water)

Juan Borgia:
Ah, no!- (vainly trys to shield himself as Cesare throws the water on him)

Cesare Borgia:
(smirks) You know me, Brother- I disapprove of lechery, debauchery, drunkenness.

Juan Borgia:
(grins) Which is why our father made you the Cardinal.

Cesare Borgia:
Why, then, did he make you a Duke? (throws the rest of Juan's clothes at him)

Juan Borgia:
(smugly) Because lechery and debauchery are the very marks of nobility. (Cesare grabs his arm and yanks him upright again)

Cesare Borgia:
Most of Italy has galloped off to the French side. They've heard a sound that is new to their Italian ears: the sound of cannon. (sharply) And the Gonfaloniere has other duties besides lechery and debauchery- there is the tedious business of war.