The Chaser's War On Everything, Season 1 (2006)
Surprise Spruiker:
That's right shoppers, come on into the Persian rug shop. It's a massive warehouse clearance and all our rugs have got to go.
Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Excuse me! What are you doing out the front of my warehouse?
Surprise Spruiker:
I'm the Surprise Spruiker.
Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Well, I'm the Crazy Warehouse Guy and you ought to be walking out the door!
Surprise Spruiker:
Well shoppers, it looks like the boss has gone crazy.
Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Yes! I'm absolutely insane! Now go and do a giant clearance!
Surprise Spruiker:
What about you sir? I find you huge, huge, hugely offensive!
Crazy Warehouse Guy:
You've got to go before midnight tonight!
Surprise Spruiker:
My patience has been massively reduced.
Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Oh? Well, my patience has been massively reduced!
Surprise Spruiker:
This is madness. Now get on your truck, get on your trailer, go and tell your boss-(Crazy Warehouse Guy smashes speaker on the Spruiker's head)
Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Your surprise spruiking is never to be repeated!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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