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The Chaser's War On Everything, Season 1 (2006)

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Surprise Spruiker:
That's right shoppers, come on into the Persian rug shop. It's a massive warehouse clearance and all our rugs have got to go.

Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Excuse me! What are you doing out the front of my warehouse?

Surprise Spruiker:
I'm the Surprise Spruiker.

Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Well, I'm the Crazy Warehouse Guy and you ought to be walking out the door!

Surprise Spruiker:
Well shoppers, it looks like the boss has gone crazy.

Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Yes! I'm absolutely insane! Now go and do a giant clearance!

Surprise Spruiker:
What about you sir? I find you huge, huge, hugely offensive!

Crazy Warehouse Guy:
You've got to go before midnight tonight!

Surprise Spruiker:
My patience has been massively reduced.

Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Oh? Well, my patience has been massively reduced!

Surprise Spruiker:
This is madness. Now get on your truck, get on your trailer, go and tell your boss-(Crazy Warehouse Guy smashes speaker on the Spruiker's head)

Crazy Warehouse Guy:
Your surprise spruiking is never to be repeated!

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