The Colbert Report, Season 2 (2006)

Stephen:
[getting into his car] Take me home, Sam.

The driver turns around. It's Uncle Sam.

Sam:
You are home, Stephen. The Colbert Nation is your home - and it needs you now, more than ever.

Stephen:
No it doesn't.

Sam:
Yes it does! The Democrats have only been in power for a few minutes and already they've already got us stuck in this unwinnable war!

Stephen:
[with realization dawning] Yeah, they really screwed the pooch on that one. That Democratic majority has had a free ride for too long! Thanks, Sam! [moves to get out of the car]

Sam:
You're welcome.

Stephen:
[turning] Oh, by the way, there was no sparkling water in my drink caddy. You forget that again and I will fire your fat ass. You got me, old man?

Sam:
Yes.

Stephen:
Yes, what?

Sam:
Yes, sir.