The Dick Van Dyke Show

Rob Petrie:
Laura, there is no reason for your behavior!

Laura Petrie:
There is every reason for my behavior — I'm angry!

Rob Petrie:
Angry, yes, because I wouldn't behave like a puppet! Because I felt a responsibility to my employer!

Laura Petrie:
For heaven's sake, Rob, that's not why I'm angry. I realize you have to do what you think is right. I wouldn't respect you if you let yourself get pushed around by anyone, including me.

Rob Petrie:
Well, what are you angry with me for?

Laura Petrie:
I'm not angry with you. I'm angry with me for being angry with you.

Rob Petrie:
Well, is there anything I can do to patch up this little quarrel you're having among yourself so I can get out of the doghouse?

Laura Petrie:
Did you ever think of trying a kiss?

(Rob leans over to kiss her on the neck)

Laura Petrie:
Not on the neck.

(Rob kisses her lightly on the cheek)

Laura Petrie:
That's better.

(Rob kisses her lightly on the lips)

Laura Petrie:
Almost.

(smiles)

Laura Petrie:
(they embrace and kiss deeply) Oh, yes.

(they resume their kiss)