The Golden Girls, Season 1

[First lines in the series]

Dorothy:
I taught a class today - the finest school in Dade County. 2 girls had shaved heads and 3 boys had green hair.

Coco:
They're expressing themselves.

Dorothy:
Well, I expressed myself. I told them they had to leave. They were too ugly to look at. Now the parents are mad. A father came in in a 3-piece suit and defended Tiffany, a bald girl with a nose ring. What's that?

Coco:
Enchiladas rancheros.

Dorothy:
Why don't you just shoot me?

Rose:
Hi.

Dorothy:
Oh, hi, Rose.

Rose:
What a day. One sad person after another.

Dorothy:
Rose, you work at a grief counseling center. What do you expect, comedians?

Rose:
It would've made a nice change.