The Golden Palace

Chuy:
[about burnt duck] Have you ever seen a duck this black and Smoky?

Rose:
I have. Daffy. But only after Bugs Bunny gives him a dynamite cigar. Why doesn't that duck ever learn?

Sophia:
He can't, Rose. He doesn't have a brain. Sound familiar?

Rose:
Oh, I'm the dumb one? You're the one who's overcooked three meals today. In fact, if we had a Stupid Person Race, I think you'd come in first.

Sophia:
I'm sorry. Maybe the oven is broken.

Rose:
Oh! It is! Didn't you get the note I left inside of the oven.

Chuy:
[holding burnt note] And at the wire, it's Rose by a nose.