The Good Place, Season 1
Beadie:
Hello, Mindy. My name is Beadie. I'm from the Good Place, and welcome to your first day in the afterlife.
Trevor:
What's up, idiot? Sorry I'm late, babe. Hey, are you pregnant?
Beadie:
That's not possible.
Trevor:
Congrats. Yeah, so, Mindy, look. You mostly sucked, but then you did this one good thing. I mean, I still think we should get you...
Beadie:
They didn't, but neither did we. A compromise was made: the neighborhood you are in now by yourself. You submitted a list of things you wanted; the Good Place provided those things.
Trevor:
Yeah, and the Bad Place made some modifications.
Beadie:
We got you your favorite beer.
Trevor:
Yeah, but it's always warm.
Beadie:
On your jukebox, you'll find every song ever sung.
Trevor:
Yeah, by The Eagles, and it's only the live versions. Also, there's some spoken word poetry from William Shatner. It's deeply terrible.
Beadie:
You get the idea. Welcome to eternal mediocrity. Welcome to the Medium Place.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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