The Hills, Season 3

Spencer:
I definitely want you to be my best man.

Brody Jenner:
Best man? For what?

Spencer:
Dude, I’m probably going to pop the question tomorrow at my beach house.

Brody:
What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? (pause) You can’t even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk.

Spencer:
That’s ‘cuse it’s not getting married, it’s getting engaged. The st step to marriage.

Brody:
Homey, you’ve been dating Heidi for one year. Why don’t you wait at least two or three or four or five

Spencer:
But I mean this has been the best year of my entire life

Brody:
Just because all of a sudden you get into a relationship where it’s great, that doesn’t mean you need to get married.

Spencer:
Not great. Flawlessly perfect.

Brody:
Okay, okay but do you know what I mean?

Spencer:
I can totally…

Brody:
Get your hopes up

Spencer:
It’s not about hopes, I would go marry her in f****** Vegas right now.

Brody:
You don’t have to get married right now Spencer, you’re 23 years old.

Spencer:
Turning 24 player.

Brody:
Oh but it’s like homey, get married at like 30, 35, it’s like wait, you gotta live your youth, you wan to really waste your whole youth?

Spencer:
By the way, did you bring your credit card, I think I’m going need to borrow that, $100, 000.

Brody:
You ain’t using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. I’m not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are.