The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - eventually continued by Eoin Colfer after Douglas' death - started as a comedy radio play on the BBC in 1978 and expanded into a TV series, a series of novels, and a feature film. The story fol… more »

Waiter:
Would you all like to see the menu? Or would you care to meet the main Dish of the Day?

Arthur:
Meet?

Trillian:
What is it?

Waiter:
It's an Ameglian Major Cow. I'll bring him over.

Zaphod:
Ok, we'll meet the meat. that's cool. [a large pig-like creature is wheeled in on a trolley]

Dish of the Day:
Bweeeh... [clears throat] Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? [Arthur and Trillian go "Huh?"]

Ford:
Oh, well.

Dish of the Day:
Something off my shoulder, perhaps, braised in a little white wine sauce?

Arthur:
Your shoulder?

Dish of the Day:
Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else's is mine to offer. [clears throat] The, uh, rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain so there's a lot of good meat there. [moos] Or a casserole of me, perhaps?

Trillian:
You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?

Ford:
Me? I don't mean anything.

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