The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Waiter:
Would you all like to see the menu? Or would you care to meet the main Dish of the Day?
Arthur:
Meet?
Trillian:
What is it?
Waiter:
It's an Ameglian Major Cow. I'll bring him over.
Zaphod:
Ok, we'll meet the meat. that's cool. [a large pig-like creature is wheeled in on a trolley]
Dish of the Day:
Bweeeh... [clears throat] Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? [Arthur and Trillian go "Huh?"]
Ford:
Oh, well.
Dish of the Day:
Something off my shoulder, perhaps, braised in a little white wine sauce?
Arthur:
Your shoulder?
Dish of the Day:
Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else's is mine to offer. [clears throat] The, uh, rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain so there's a lot of good meat there. [moos] Or a casserole of me, perhaps?
Trillian:
You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?
Ford:
Me? I don't mean anything.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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