The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

There is a theory which states that the universe is built on uncertainty and that a definitive statement/action creates a momentary energy vacuum into which flows a diametrically opposing statement/action. Famous vacuum-inducing statements include:
Surely that's not going to fit in there. I am sick of betting the same numbers every week. They are never going to come up. We are a peaceful people. Not even the Armorfiends of Striterax would want to pick a fight with us. You look gorgeous in that sweater, Felix. There is no way anyone is going to call you a freak and throw you in a dumple composter.