The Inbetweeners, Series 2

(Mr Gilbert chuckles upon discovering Will has been thrown into water)

Will's Mum:
I was hoping you'd be able to do something about it, Mr Gilbert.

Mr Gilbert:
I'm sorry.

Neil's Dad:
I just wonder what he said to them.

Will's Mum:
I don't think he said anything, Kevin.

Mr Gilbert:
Oh come on, we both know Will. He must have said something.

Will's Mum:
He had to walk back through the town centre sopping wet and barely clothed, Mr Gilbert.

(Mr Gilbert stifles a giggle)

Will's Mum:
I had hoped you'd take this more seriously. He wrote to the paper especially to get work experience, and instead I'm picking frogspawn out of his underpants.

Mr Gilbert:
Would you excuse me, just for a second?

(Mr Gilbert gets up and steps into the corridor outside)

Mr Gilbert:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH! GOD!

(Mr Gilbert returns to the room)

Mr Gilbert:
Look, I don't want it to seem as if I'm passing the buck, but it really is up to their employers. I will ask if they'll consider swapping students, but I can't promise anything. Now if you'll excuse me, I do have a meeting to attend to.

(Mr Gilbert leaves the room and brushes his hands together in the corridor outside before walking off)

Neil's Dad:
Ohh... what a pickle. I'm not sure I should send Neil to the garage. Those men sound like brutes.

Will's Mum:
I think it was just high jinks.

Neil's Dad:
What? Three dirty men throwing a young, naked boy into water?

Will's Mum:
I never said Will was naked.

Neil's Dad:
Oh...I thought you did...

Will (narrating):
Hmm, not quite the outcome I'd hoped for. Neil's dad imagining me naked.