The Inbetweeners, Series 2

Jim:
Fack off, you're a virgin, mate.

Wolfie:
Classic virgin.

Will:
If you must know, I'd spunk on the big ones! And I have had better than that, actually! And she's got massive titties, and I fucked her hard and all night long!

Jim:
Oh, right, so what are you and this little 'ornbacket up to this weekend then?

Will:
Going to an under-18s disco where she works, so unfortunately you can't come.

Wolfie:
I can go.

Will:
What?

Wolfie:
I can go, I'm 17.

Will:
You're 17?!

Wolfie:
Yeah, I just look older.

Will:
There's looking older and then there's that! You look about 30!

Jim:
So it's settled then, Wolfie will come down and check out this bird.

Will:
Fine.

Jim:
Maybe Wolfie'll pull her.

Will:
Except he won't, because she loves me!