The Inbetweeners, Series 3

(the three discover Jay has had one of his ears pierced)

Simon:
Hang on a minute, have you had your left ear pierced?

Jay:
Yes.

Simon:
Isn't that the ear you get pierced to say you're gay?

(Neil laughs)

Jay:
Well, there's a quick way to find out, Neil, which ear's your Dad got pierced?

Neil:
Neither, cos he's not bent!

Simon:
Of course not. Will, which ear's the gay one?

Will:
Oh, I'm the last person to ask.

Neil:
I thought you knew everything?

Will:
Well, I don't know any boys who've had their ears pierced... because I went to a private school.