The Inbetweeners, Series 3

Jay:
Oi, Neil, hear about Boy? He was messing about up the rec, got his head wedged in a bottle bank. When they found him the next morning, he'd been arse raped eighteen times.

Neil:
Oh, mate, that's grim!

Will:
I have a few questions.

Jay:
Like what?

Will:
Well, firstly, what was he doing with his head wedged in a bottle bank?

Jay:
Looking for bottles, you mug.

Will:
OK. Secondly, the first 18 people to find him happened to be opportunistic homosexual rapists?

Jay:
Obviously...oi, Neil, where was ya Dad last night?

Neil:
Badminton, why?

Jay:
(suspiciously) 'Course he was.

Will:
And finally, after what was, at best, a humiliating experience, would he, as the victim, tell anyone - let alone YOU - about it?!

Jay:
I used to sit next to him in woodwork.