The Legend of Korra, Season 2

Asami:
Don't let her treat you that way! Stand up for yourself.

Bolin:
I tried to break up with her, but Mako gave me terrible advice! Thank you Mako!

Mako:
Wait, how are your girl problems my fault?

Asami:
Bolin, you need to be honest with her. Tell her how you really feel.

Varrick:
(unseen, muffled) Honesty is for fools, kid!

Bolin:
...Varrick?

Varrick:
If you wanna ditch this girl, then make yourself scarce. Disappear, like I did!

Asami:
...Where are you?

Varrick:
Somewhere Unalaq will never find me. (his face pops out of the stuffed platypus-bear's mouth) Inside Ping-Ping! How we doin'?

Mako:
The coast is clear. You can come out.

Varrick:
No way, mister. Not until I know it's absolutely 157 percent safe. (Zhu Li's hand appears and hands him a cup of tea) Ahh, thank you Zhu Li.

Asami:
Your assistant's in there too?

Varrick:
Zhu Li never leaves my side. (drinks the tea, then spits it out) Blecch, blech! You forgot the honey!

Zhu Li:
(muffled) Sorry, sir. There isn't any in here.

Varrick:
No honey?! We're in a bear, for crying out loud!