The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977)

Dr. Bob:
This is D for Doc B for Bob saying turn off the Joy Juice [laughs then puts gas mask to his left ear] Hmm? [speaks into it] Ten-Roger, okay where were we? Pulse?

Nurse Piggy:
[checks pulse and gasps] No pulse, Dr. Bob.

Dr. Bob:
Hmmm, Heartbeat?

Nurse Janice:
[checks heartbeat] No heartbeat, Dr. Bob.

Dr. Bob:
No pulse, no heartbeat, no use. He's gone!

Nurse Janice:
And Dr. Bob your record was so good, you saved nine out of ten.

Dr. Bob:
My record is still good, this week he was ten.

Announcer:
And so Dr. Bob's record is still good, it is top on the medical fame, with a bullet, tune in next when we will hear nurse Piggy say...

Nurse Piggy:
I hope nobody hears about this Dr. Bob.

Dr. Bob:
At least he won't say anything, hahaha!

Nurse Piggy:
I get it! haha! I get it! [laughs with him]