The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977)
Gonzo:
[singing while following Miss Piggy] She kissed me! She put her arms around me and she kissed me!
Miss Piggy:
[humiliated] It was that case of the mistaken identity!
Gonzo:
Hug me, Miss Piggy! Hold me!
Miss Piggy:
I will not hug you, you...twit turkey!
Gonzo:
Oh, hold my hand, pig-of-my-dreams!
Miss Piggy:
Will you beat it, twerp?!
Gonzo:
Just touch me, oh, hog-of-my-heart!
Miss Piggy:
Here's a touch for you, wimp-buzzard!
Gonzo:
I'm ready!
Miss Piggy:
HAI-YA! [karate-chops Gonzo, and leaves]
Gonzo:
[singing dazed] She touched me...She swung her porky pinkies and she touched me! [faints]
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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