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The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977)

The Muppet Show (1976–1981) was the brainchild of Jim Henson, and featured The Muppets, a group of puppets and costumed characters. The general set up was a "live" variety show hosted by Kermit the Frog. Each episode featured several "on stage" sket… more »

Gonzo:
[singing while following Miss Piggy] She kissed me! She put her arms around me and she kissed me!

Miss Piggy:
[humiliated] It was that case of the mistaken identity!

Gonzo:
Hug me, Miss Piggy! Hold me!

Miss Piggy:
I will not hug you, you...twit turkey!

Gonzo:
Oh, hold my hand, pig-of-my-dreams!

Miss Piggy:
Will you beat it, twerp?!

Gonzo:
Just touch me, oh, hog-of-my-heart!

Miss Piggy:
Here's a touch for you, wimp-buzzard!

Gonzo:
I'm ready!

Miss Piggy:
HAI-YA! [karate-chops Gonzo, and leaves]

Gonzo:
[singing dazed] She touched me...She swung her porky pinkies and she touched me! [faints]

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