The Nanny, Season 2

C.C.:
[walks in the kitchen, Niles is writing something] Well, I couldn't be happier that Nanny Fine finally found a man. Oh, what are looking so smug about?

Niles:
Oh, just an incident in Miss Fine's room last night.

C.C.:
With her and Kurt?

Niles:
No, with her and another man.

C.C.:
Ooo, I love it. Tell me, tell me!

Niles:
Oh no, I couldn't possibly. I swore I wouldn't say a word. [rips off a note] Read this.

C.C.:
[reads the note] ...WHY?! [her head falls down on the counter] I wanna die!

Niles:
There, there, [puts a knife into her purse} now don't do anything rash... [Maxwell walks in]

Mr. Sheffield:
Hello C.C.

C.C.:
You animal! [walks out]

Mr. Sheffield:
Niles?!

Niles:
[innocently] Sir?

Mr. Sheffield:
You didn't say anything to Miss Babcock about last night, did you?

Niles:
[innocently] No, you told me not to.