The Nanny, Season 3

C.C:
So, tell me, Rochester. What'd you do to kill a day before I came along?

Niles:
Well, truth be told, my life was a little empty...[Gives a smirk to C.C] But now I have a hobby.

C.C.:
I loathe you.

Niles:
I despise you.

C.C.:
Servant.

Niles:
Trollop.

C.C.:
Bellboy.

Niles:
Brunette.

[C.C. and Niles suddenly embrace and kiss deeply. After a moment, Fran and Maxwell return, both having a shocked look on their faces at the sight. The door closes, causing C.C. and Niles to break their kiss. They both compose themselves, and C.C. gathers her stuff and walks to the door]

C.C.:
Maxwell, Fanny Nine. [Niles opens the door for her] Swine.

Niles:
Chicken. [Closes the door]