The O.C., Season 2

[Sandy and the boys are preparing sandwiches for dinner]

Seth:
Nice. She kept saying the word "nice". You know what that means, don't you?

Sandy:
Aww, she think's you're nice.

Seth:
Yeah, exactly. Nice. As in lacking any edge and/or danger.

Ryan:
Yeah, well, you do have to fix your sandwich.

Seth:
[sigh] No. It's like the more edgy and danger she became, the more I became a good Jewish grandmother.

Sandy:
Not your grandmother. [looks at the untouched corn] Keep shucking, Seth! I want dinner ready by the time your mother gets home.

Seth:
Hey! Maybe, I don't feel like shucking these! Ok, maybe you should go and shuck 'em yourself, old man!!

[Sandy and Ryan both stare at Seth before breaking into laughter]

Ryan:
[snickers] That's good.

Sandy:
[chuckles, sarcastically] You had me shaking in my boots.

Seth:
[in disappointment] I'm so screwed. Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. I get mad, I turn into, like, a 75-year-old yenta... named Sylvia.