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The Office, Season 6

The Office (2005-2013) is an American NBC situation comedy and mockumentary, based on the British show of the same name, set in a paper-products office in Scranton, Pennsylvania where Andrew Bernard, the position formerly held by Michael Scott, mana… more »

Toby:
[while Michael makes fart noises] Come on, Michael. You're interrupting.

Michael:
You're kidding me! God! You say radon is silent but deadly, and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth? What is this?! You know what? We're not going to die of radon, we're going to die of boredom.

[Everyone laughs]

Michael:
Right? And if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

[Everyone groans in disapproval]

Michael:
Okay. Alright.

Dwight:
You were being really funny, and then you went too far.

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