The PJs, Season 2

Deke "The Physique" Van Owen:
And I say, "I thought you were 'thank the monkey!'"

[Deke, Bebe and Jimmy laugh]

Sanchez:
It's a mistake anyone could have made, Senator Van Owen.

Thurgood:
Senator Van Owen? That's a pretty sissy name for a wrestler.

Jimmy:
It's not a wrestling name. He actually is the senator of our state.

Calvin:
Hey, tell us about when you were a navy seal. Did you ever kill anyone?

Deke:
Well, Calvin, unfortunately, killing is a necessary part of war.

Thurgood:
[scoffs] Big deal. I killed plenty of seals when I was in the navy, and that wasn't even my job!

Deke:
Mr. Stubbs, I get the feeling you're upset with me about something.

Thurgood:
Oh, like you don't know. Well, maybe this will refresh yo' memory. [pulls off the table cloth]

Deke:
You were the drunk that ruined my wedding!

Thurgood:
No, I was the Conquerin' Conquistador.