The PJs, Season 3

[Thurgood does his workout-- as in, changing channels with his remote]

Thurgood:
Thumb sprain! And stuck on BTV. I pray it's not the Amen marathon.

TV Announcer:
It's kung-fu action like you've never seen before. See two sexy foxes and their all-girl kung-fu fighting army. It's non-stop bone-crushing destruction. Black Mama, White Mama.

Thurgood:
Oh yeah! Please say "Comin' up next."

Announcer:
Coming up next...

Thurgood:
Yahtzee!

Announcer:
...Mugged on BTV Extra Smooth.

Thurgood:
BTV Extra Smooth? Do I get that channel?

Announcer:
BTV Extra Smooth is available only through Deep Dish TV satellite systems.

Thurgood:
Where do I get one of those?

Announcer:
Deep Dish TV on sale now at the Hood Guys for only $249.95.

Thurgood:
[turns off the TV] I gotta raise some money. I'd have a garage sale, but I don't have a garage. I'd have a yard sale, but I don't have a yard. [scratches himself furiously] But I got everything a need for a flea market.