The Powerpuff Girls, Season 5

[Cut to teenaged valley girl versions of Blossom and Bubbles at the mall]

Teen Buttercup:
Blossom! Look!

[They gaze at teenage counterparts of the Rowdyruff Boys]

Teen Butch:
[reading a magazine] Wow.

Teen Bubbles:
[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec-

Teen Blossom:
[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!

[Teen Bubbles drops the phone as Teen Boomer is drinking a soda. All three girls are positively smitten]

Teen Bubbles:
[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.

Teen Blossom and Teen Buttercup:
[smiling wickedly] I know.

[As Bubbles talks to Boomer, a monster smashes through the dome and attacks screaming patrons while the teens do not notice]

Teen Boomer:
So...wassup?

Teen Bubbles:
Oh, um...you know...hangin' out. What's up with you?

Teen Boomer:
You know...hangin' out.

Teen Bubbles:
[laughing] For sure.

[As the other Girls talk to their counterparts, a couple of armed robbers open fire and rob a jewelry store as the teens pay no heed]

Teen Butch:
So wassup, ladies?

Teen Brick:
You goin' to Todd's tonight?

Teen Blossom:
Um...I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class. What are you doing?

Teen Brick:
Uh...going to Todd's.

Teen Blossom:
[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.

Teen Buttercup:
So what are you driving now?

[As they talk, an ATM explodes and two robbers run through a hole in the wall with a wagonload of cash]

Teen Butch:
Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?

Teen Buttercup:
Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.

Teen Butch:
Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.

Teen Buttercup:
Oh, cool! I love that game. How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?

Teen Blossom:
Sure. What floor?

[A flying saucer starts shooting and a large red monster roars. Back to the present]

Buttercup:
Boy, were we dumb.

Blossom:
Yeah. Let's remember something else.