The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 5
[Stimpy is having a nightmare over accidentally stealing a scooter.]
Old Woman:
That's him! Stealing scooters on Yaksmas! SHAME ON YOU!
Stimpy:
But- But, I--
Shaven Yak:
I stayed up for a week chewing all that gum for you!
Ren:
I'm glad I forgot to get you that stupid scooter! You don't deserve it!
Cop:
I was gonna buy that scooter for my sick little kid! And now look at her!
[Enter the cop's daughter, who is in the form of a demented marionette.]
Marionette:
[laughs insanely] Now look at me! Now look at me! NOW LOOK AT ME! [laughs insanely]
Stimpy:
I can explain! I--
[Stimpy gets slammed by a very large gavel, which belongs to the judge, Stinky Whizzleteats.]
Stinky:
Stimpson J. Cat, you stand accused of stealing a $39 scooter. How do you plead?
Stimpy:
Listen your honor, I--[his tongue reveals the words "guilty as sin" printed on it; he exclaims in shock]
Stinky:
Foreman Yak, how do you find the thieving rat?
[We see the jury, which consists of twelve yaks, with their stand titling them as "12 Angry Yaks". One of the yaks, the foreman yak, stands up, and speaks.]
Foreman Yak:
Guilty, of scootercide in the first degree.
Stinky:
Very well. [points at Stimpy] For your crimes against humanity, your sentence is... INFINITY IN [echoing] PRISON!
[Stimpy gets locked in a jail cell.]
Stimpy:
[crying] BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT!!!!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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