The Replacements

(About the Jerky)

Dick Daring:
You want me to be your celebrity spokesperson? Ha ha, I'm honored!

C.A.R.':
(Clears Throat Loudly)

Dick Daring:
Yes?

C.A.R.:
Aren't we going to try it first?

Dick Daring:
Did I ask for your opinion?

C.A.R.:
No. Just like you didn't ask my opinion about your jet-powered pogo stick!

(Shows Hole in Roof)

Dick Daring:
Well it can't hurt to taste it first I suppose.